Thursday, July 14, 2011

Ways tourists make themselves look stupid

THEY: wear those inflatable neck pillows made for airplane seats while they walk around in the airport. 
I SAY: wear it around town.  Go clubbing.

THEY: wear a backpack on their front. 
I SAY: wear a full-sized expedition backpack on your front.

THEY: wear their sunglasses dropped over their mouths. 
I SAY: eat.

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