Monday, September 16, 2013

Flying stinks

I carry Vicks Vapo Rub to put under my nose à la CSI autopsies (a myth, by the way; coroners do no such thing) to mitigate potentially noxious in-flight odours. There is no shortage of miasmic menace on a plane – smelly feet, body odour, Lynx aerosol deodorant, halitosis, farts, last night's garlic, turbulence-induced vomit (speaking of which, where's my sick bag? Have budget airlines done away with them to save a few cents? Somebody is one day going to be sorry).

Fortunately, the air is inoffensive on the Sydney to Singapore leg of the voyage. Next will be from steamy Singapore to baking Dubai, and then onto tropical Uganda.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Safe travels, Wayne...

Anonymous said...

Safe travels, Wayne..!!